To My Best Friend Funny Quotes

There's nothing more valuable in life than having friends who always stand at your side, no matter what happens. Unfortunately, true friends are quite rare. However, if you have a couple of friends who accompany you through the ups and especially the downs of life, you can count yourself a very fortunate person. Even more so, when there are a couple of true friends in your life, it's incredibly important to celebrate this important friendship every now and then. At the same time, it's important to let your friends know how important they are to you. For this reason, we've created a hand-picked selection of funny friendship quotes that celebrate the beauty of true friendship. (For even more quotes, have a look at our selection of The Best Relationship Quotes).

Your best friends may play quite an important role in your life. However, finding the right words to express how much your friends mean to you can be quite difficult. In these situations, it can be remarkably helpful to have a couple of funny friendship quotes at hand that help you to find the right words.

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
Bernard Meltzer

The funny friendship quotes you can find in the following are not only humorous but in many cases also quite insightful. These quotes are a wonderful way to celebrate the wonderful friendship with your best friends.

Enjoy the following collection of funny friendship quotes!

At the same time, by sharing some of these quotes with your friends, you'll definitely brighten their day.

65 Funny Friendship Quotes

What could be better than letting your best friends know how important they are to you by sending them a couple of funny friendship quotes? Here are the hilarious and humorous quotes that celebrate true friendship.

1. Unknown author on true friendship

"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."
Unknown

2. Friedrich Nietzsche on love and friendship

"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."
Friedrich Nietzsche

3. Unknown author on being best friends forever

"We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile… Then we'll be new friends!"
Unknown

4. C.S. Lewis on the birth of friendship

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
C.S. Lewis

5. Aaron Machado on imaginary friends

"The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist."
Aaron Machado

6. Jim Hayes on good friendship

"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body."
Jim Hayes

7. Bernard Meltzer on true friendship

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
Bernard Meltzer

8. Linda Grayson on the importance of friends

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
Linda Grayson

9. Elbert Hubbard on friends that truly know you

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
Elbert Hubbard

10. Lois Wyse on the importance of a good friend

"A good friend is a connection to life — a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world."
Lois Wyse

11. Unknown author on eternal friendship

"We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much."
Unknown

12. Markus Zusak on the beginning of a friendship

"A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship."
Markus Zusak

13. Marlene Dietrich on reliable friends

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
Marlene Dietrich

14. Laurence J. Peter on identifying real friends

"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
Laurence J. Peter

15. Jess C. Scott on choosing your friends

"Friends are the family you choose."
Jess C. Scott

16. Sylvia Plath on becoming old friends

"There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends."
Sylvia Plath

17. A.A. Milne on being best friends forever

"'Are we going to be friends forever?' asked Piglet. 'Even longer,' Pooh answered."
A.A. Milne

18. Charles Lamb on the privileges of friendship

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected."
Charles Lamb

19. Anne Lindbergh on valuing friendship

"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

20. Unknown author on secret conversations

"Friendship is having those your conversations with your best friend and thinking if anyone heard you, you would be put in a mental hospital."
Unknown

21. Jay McInerney on friendship as a gift

"The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families."
Jay McInerney

22. Arnold H. Glasgow on loyal friends

"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad."
Arnold H. Glasgow

23. Samuel Butler on friendship and money

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."
Samuel Butler

24. Jim Henson on instantaneous friendship

"There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met."
Jim Henson

25. C.J. Langenhoven on choosing your friends

"Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected."
C.J. Langenhoven

26. Kishore on nicknames

"Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name."
Kishore

27. Greg Tamblyn on having true friends

"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway."
Greg Tamblyn

28. Unknown author on effortless friendships

"I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness."
Unknown

29. Ralph Waldo Emerson on the blessings of friendship

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

30. Unknown author on best friends

"Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry."
Unknown

31. Otto von Bismarck on love and friendship

"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
Otto von Bismarck

32. S.E. Hinton on being lucky

"If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky."
S.E. Hinton

33. Unknown author on awkward moments

"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
Unknown

34. Eustache Deschamps on choosing your friends

"Friends are relatives you make for yourself."
Eustache Deschamps

35. J.K. Rowling on becoming friends

"There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."
J.K. Rowling

36. Unknown author on having a best friend

"Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry."
Unknown

37. Edwin Robinson on friends that borrow books

"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
Edwin Arlington Robinson

38. Oprah Winfrey on having a good ride

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
Oprah Winfrey

39. Emilie Saint-Genis on true friendship

"True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together"
Emilie Saint-Genis

40. Unknown author on funny laughs

"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."
Unknown

41. Benjamin Franklin on having faithful friends

"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."
Benjamin Franklin

42. Terri Guillemets on friends that make you laugh

"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle 'til you pee your pants."
Terri Guillemets

43. Abraham Lincoln on befriending your enemies

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
Abraham Lincoln

44. Robert Brault on needing a good friend

"Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with."
Robert Brault

45. Unknown author on doing silly things together

"Friends don't let friends do stupid things. Alone."
Unknown

46. Robert Brault on friends that find time for you

"I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar."
Robert Brault

47. Jon Katz on understanding friendship

"I think if I've learned anything about friendship, it's to hang in, stay connected, fight for them, and let them fight for you. Don't walk away, don't be distracted, don't be too busy or tired, don't take them for granted. Friends are part of the glue that holds life and faith together. Powerful stuff."
Jon Katz

48. C.S. Lewis on the value of friendship

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival."
C.S. Lewis

49. Joan Powers on always being together

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."
Joan Powers

50. Aristotle on trying to be liked by everyone

"A friend to all is a friend to none."
Aristotle

51. Oscar Wilde on your friend's successes

"Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."
Oscar Wilde

52. Frances Weller on honest friends

"A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself."
Frances Ward Weller

53. Unknown author on friends that pick us up

"Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can't pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while."
Unknown

54. J.D. Salinger on politeness

"I am always saying 'Glad to've met you' to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though."
J.D. Salinger

55. Richelle Mead on true friendship

"Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies."
Richelle Mead

56. Unknown author on best friends

"Best friends don't necessarily have to talk every day. They don't even need to talk for weeks. But when they do, it's like they never stopped talking."
Unknown

57. Mark Twain on everlasting friendship

"The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."
Mark Twain

58. A.A. Milne on waiting for friends to come

"You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
A.A. Milne

59. Woodrow T. Wilson on the importance of friendship

"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together."
Woodrow T. Wilson

60. Unknown author on betrayal

"A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws."
Unknown

61. Sarah Desse on the importance of having a best friend

"Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend."
Sarah Desse

62. Dean Koontz on leaving friends behind

"Never leave a friend behind. Friends are all we have to get us through this life–and they are the only things from this world that we could hope to see in the next."
Dean Koontz

63. Alexander Dumas on forgetting what you give

"Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives."
Alexandre Dumas

64. Oprah Winfrey on real friendship

"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
Oprah Winfrey

65. John Leonard on growing friends

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
John Leonard

I hope you enjoyed this collection of funny friendship quotes.

Stay victorious!

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